This is the most basic of the porcelain pretender types. It's like a toaster, but with more ceramic.
More InformationThis pretender is like the toaster's cool, edgy cousin. It's got more bells and whistles, but still doesn't make toast.
Learn more about the 9000 seriesThis is the top-of-the-line pretender, with all the fixings and a built-in coffee maker.
The ultimate in porcelain pretending